Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You took a bar mat shot.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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