if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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