she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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