I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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