I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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