Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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