operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
