There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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