Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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