have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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