i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
