zippers are such a cool invention
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
All I want is dick and wine.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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