His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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