belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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