What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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