okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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