if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize
