Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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