carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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