We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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