Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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