whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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