new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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