5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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