i just google imaged poop.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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