does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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