How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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