Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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