YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
