He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
ok first of all what the fuck
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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