you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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