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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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