Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
