the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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