he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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