i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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