No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just gift wrapped bread.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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