i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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