Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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