Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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