I don't think brook has ever known best
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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