i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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