Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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