Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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