Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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