why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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