If that was your dad, he is hot
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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