Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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