all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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