this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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