Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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