Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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