So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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